American Ride Intro E D A E E D A E E D Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer. A E Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border. E D Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel. A A7 Just don’t be busted singin Christmas Carols. Chorus E D That’s us, That’s right, A E Gotta love this American ride. E D Both ends of the ozone burnin A E Funny how, the world keeps turning E D Look ma, no hands, A E D I love this American ride. A E E D A E Gotta love this American ride. verse E D Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives A E Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life. E D Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool A A7 Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl. Chorus B Poor little Lithamus, Americas town A E She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown. B Quick fix plastic surgical antidote A A7 Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note verse E D Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller A E Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars E D Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can A A7 If the shoe don’t fit, the fits gonna hit the shan. Chorus 2 That’s us, That’s right, Gotta love this American ride. Both ends of the ozone burnin Funny how, the world keeps turning Hot dog, Hot damn I love this American ride. Gotta love this American ride. Oh Yeah! Na na na na na na na ………..time 3 Na na na na